Why would they end the world on a week-end?

           If I'm not posting any blog entries, I suppose that means I'm good.... No, it means I can't think of a f*cking thing to write. I was listening to an interview with the founder(?) of Ashley Madison on the radio the other day [1]. I'm gonna have to look it up to find his name... Noel Biderman. His interview could not have gone better. While I realize most of what he was saying was marketing in order to get customers, but he did a good job because I felt rather convinced, but I'm just a sheep. While I'm not exactly pro-polyamory, I'm definitely anti-monogamy. Noel says in the interview that he's been called the 'most hated man in America', all because the people in this goddamn country just like to spread blame. I know I do. The problem is nobody admits they're faults or even their actual fucking beliefs because all this place is- is a fake-ass, lying, hypocritical, social pigpen. If you're not going to say it allow me... You are an elitist. You are a porn-addict. You are a sex-addict. You are a liar. You are a thief. We are. We are human. 

           I'm not going to pretend this entry is some stupid fucking mental breakthrough. I'm too much rant and not enough intellect. If I could word my thoughts differently I would.... Take a deep breath..... I'm not going to hope or wish or pr*y for my life to change. I'm just going to keep telling myself I'm content, because I'll believe it for now. 

           Do the oppressors in this country really have that much of a voice? Still? Every generation likes to think its the best, but not only the best, the coolest, the most open-minded. It really feels that way. I don't know why though. When you look back at the 70's Woodstock hippies, and the 80's punks, the 90's stoners. They're all burnt out now. My last post was in January, holy shit, 5 months. How long is it gonna be this time?

Unrelated rage comic:

hello, again

It's been a while, nobody. At least a couple of months. Boredom can f**k a guy up. Even if the most likely of mental illnesses have been ruled out. Odd. Very.

It's funny, hilarious even, how someone's life can do a complete 180 in hardly no time at all. Which is why I've learned to never underestimate the future. I told myself after my father died, if my faith can survive this, it can survive anything.    Fuck.      I find it kinda difficult to tell myself I'll be sober next year.

I hate to like to write. I'm bad at it. But I enjoy it, whenever I get around to it. Just like drawing. I did a little of that last night. I'll post that someday. Maybe.

I just bought an iPod Touch. I can't believe I paid $350 for something I can't fuck.... scratch that. There's gotta be some way to fuck it. It's got this app on it called Wobble. It makes boobs bounce.
-- If anybody wants to send me a test pic: tebu810@live.com.

 Still on reddit. Amazing freaking site. Internets dying now. I may have to invest in Road Runner. It would beat dealing with the cock-tards across the street. Now it's completely dead. Nope, back on. Sweeeeeeet.

Working on going to school next year, or someday. I met a girl at Kroger's the other day, one of the only cute chicks I've ever seen around here let alone hung out with. I doubt it turns into anything, but I would gladly sleep in another garage for a chance.

Any-who. Gnight Nobody. I know I can always count on you.

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I'm adding a reddit widget to show my /r/ submissions.

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Paris girl survives 6-storey fall

French media are describing as a "miracle" the unscathed survival of an 18-month-old girl who fell from a sixth-floor apartment.

The girl was left unattended by her parents when she somehow fell, then bounced off the awning of a cafe below.

She had a further stroke of luck when a passing doctor saw her fall and caught her before she hit the ground, witnesses were quoted as saying.

The doctor found no injuries but she was taken to hospital for a check-up.

The girl's dramatic fall and rescue took place on the corner of the Cours de Vincennes and the Rue des Pyrenees, in the 20th arrondissement, late on Monday afternoon.

A man living in a building opposite from the apartment told France Info he saw the girl playing by the window with another girl a few years older.

They were coming and going from the window, he said, and had a feeling something bad might happen.

The man who caught the girl was walking by with his wife and son when the boy spotted the girl falling.

Another witness told Le Figaro that the doctor positioned himself by the awning and caught the girl in his arms after she bounced off it.

The witness, Francois, said the girl cried a bit at first but quickly calmed down.

The doctor, identified as Philippe Benseniot by France Info, said it was pure luck.

"I was there at the right time," he told France Info. "I'm happy for the little girl."

best breakfast cereal ever!

The video above is a clip from a new Comedy Central program called "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time". I remember Nick Swardson mainly from the 2006 comedy "Grandmas Boy" by Happy Madison films. Along with some other Sandler movies such as "Click" and "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry". I like this clip, but I still don't see this show lasting for more than one season, but that's what I said about "New Adventures of Old Christine" and that piece of sh*t lasted 3 horrible seasons. But Nick Swardson is a funny dude. I would definitely recommend his stand up CD's "Party!" and "Seriously Who Farted?". However the show is not brilliant.

Anger Makes People Want Things More

I just checked out a new article on ScienceDaily.com called Anger Makes People Want Things More, which describes the motivational side of anger, of which I am no stranger.

"...researchers find that associating an object with anger actually makes people want the object -- a kind of motivation that's normally associated with positive emotions."

I'm betting a lot of people can relate to this. Anger can bring out a strong sense of determination in people. Especially in long-time pursuits for objects, solidarity, and even love. I really don't want to mention the movie Orange County,
but I just have too...
f--k it no I don't.
Anger is definitely without a doubt an extremely stressful emotion. I don't know whether or not stress is considered an emotion. I don't think it is.
Let's find out... its not an emotion, its a symptom. In this case, its a symptom of anger. Why am I... oh whats the word? Dragging on? The 'Backspace' button is evil. I want everything out. Anger is usually negative because it causes stress, but most people think its bad to be motivated by anger because it shows greed. No. "...I shall not want." F--k that! Everybody wants stuff and good luck trying to hide it. You can come up with at least 3 things you want right off the bat. I can right now:
A job, a girlfriend, an iPod touch... hell I could go on for hours. Well at least 15 seconds. eh. The funny thing is people actually know less about what they want than they think. Its an entire different word than need. I don't need a job or a woman, and I got a generic mp3 player. In the above article they mention a study where they would show some pictures to some test subjects and they would say whether or not they wanted it and why. I really like they're explanation.
"Because I like it."